Dali BrandohI’m A Pick-Up Artist, Sort Of.At one point in time not too long ago, when I was heavy on Tinder, I ended up matching with 1) a stunning 5'10 goddess from Iran who was…Feb 24, 2022Feb 24, 2022
Dali BrandohI Almost Shit On One Of My EmployeesIt’s really hard to not be petty isn’t it. My GOD.May 17, 2021May 17, 2021
Dali BrandohLiterally can’t stop touching my dick man.I definitely have a problem mate. Like any young man I am subject to carnal urges and a desire to insert my penis inside a fertile…Mar 12, 2021Mar 12, 2021
Dali BrandohThese Cops Just Love Killing NiggersListen. As far as I’m concerned, these murderous cops all deserve death.May 29, 2020May 29, 2020
Dali BrandohI Hope I Look Fucked When I DieThere’s a joke comedian Eddie Griffin tells about how he doesn’t want to look good in his casket because it means he should still be alive.May 19, 2020May 19, 2020
Dali BrandohThe Lonely Old Fat One Legged ManI work as a wound care specialist in an old peope’s home. Shit is wild in there man..And speaking of shit, you smell that a lot.Feb 5, 2020Feb 5, 2020
